310 Now I'm That Bitch

[ Present day, Deborah
Simons meets her ex
husband Mark at a
local Dunkin’ Donuts ]

‘Well, you made it.

Early and on Sunday
morning. . .Should I
feel special?

MARK: No, I actually
have an engagement
to take care of
after this
DEBORAH: Oh I
figured that
MARK: Yeah, so what’s
this about Deb?
DEBORAH: Hey, since
were waiting here
You want a straw-
berry frosted donut?
MARK: That’s a
tempting offer, but
Ski has me on
this new, exciting
diet [ laughs ]

DEBORAH: Oh well!

I don’t see how
one, little bite
would hurt

[ She hands him one
& he quickly eats it ]


[ Hauling groceries,
Jeszyca doesn’t
notice a man
standing by her
door. . . ]

[ He turns around
as she walks up ]

‘Hi. . .what are
you doing here?’

CLYY: I’ve been
thinking about you
Jesz, ever since you
showed up at the
bar that night
JESZYCA: That’s
nice, how did
you find out
where I live?
CLYY: Oh, I have
my ways. . .You
must have forgotten
how persuasive I
can be. . .
JESZYCA: Right,
I guess I’ll need
that restraining
order
CLYY: No reason to
be hostile. . Let’s just
hang out like we use
to before you left. You
know I’m worth it


[ After fleeing from
his ex, Mark is at
the counter of a
jewelry store. . . ]

‘So, that will be
$2,021. . .’

[ He pays, then
opens the cover
displaying a male
diamond ring ]


[ At home, Ski
turns over in bed
as he feels some-
thing hit him in
the back. . . ]

[ Sitting up, he
grabs onto a line
and feels a ring
hooked on it ]

[ A few minutes
later Mark comes
into the bedroom ]

‘How’s that for
a catch?’

SKI: Defintely better
then fishing

[ He laughs ]

Well, Skilyr
Sirom, I guess
that means you
will marry me


[ Back at Jeszyca’s
place, her & Clyy
are watching a
movie. . . ]

‘Well, this is a
change from what
we usually do. . .’

JESZYCA: Yeah,
there is a such
thing as having
a night in
CLYY: Right!

I’m surprised
you can afford
this place
Working where
you do now
It can’t be
easy. . .
JESZYCA: I’m fine

CLYY: How about,
you scratch my
back and I’ll
scratch yours. . .


[ That night Mark
shows up to Deb-
orah’s house. . . ]

DEBORAH: You
made it just in
time to help with
the furniture
MARK: Very funny

DEBORAH: No,
but I do need
some help pick-
king up this room
MARK: Sounds
simple enough

[ They clean in silence until Mark interrupts. . . ]

MARK: So, I
know you & Ski
aren’t exactly friends
But I might as well
tell you now the
big news

[ She looks up ]

We’re engaged!

DEBORAH: Already?
It’s not been
that long, has it?
MARK: Eight months
DEBORAH: Even now
I bet I still know
you better than
him [ smiles ]

But back to the
real reason I
asked you here

[ She walks over
to him. . . ]

MARK: Here you
go with your
agendas
DEBORAH: It’s not
an agenda actually

I’m moving to Japan
next week Mark,
I got that promotion


[ Jeszyca stands up ]

‘I think it’s time
to leave Clyy’

CLYY: I’ll be out
of your hair soon
I just, have a tiny
favor to ask you

[ He stands up
putting a stack of
cash down on the
table. . . ]

JESZYCA: What’s this
for?

CLYY: It’s $725 Jesz
And I’ll leave
it all here
All I want is
one private show
like you use to

I wont touch you
. . .I promise

JESZYCA: That’s
not the point
jerkoff, it would
still be wrong

CLYY: Look, cut
the innocent act
with me
You know how
this works.
If you weren’t
going to cooperate,
why did you invite
me in?

‘Here’

[ He hands her
the cash. . . ]

CLYY: I’ll even give
you a few minutes
to think it over.


[ The next morning,
Mark’s son Chaison
is celebrating his 13th
birthday. . . ]

[ After the birthday
singing. . . ]

‘Honestly, a netbook?
You think it’s a
little early for the
whole “strangers at
his fingertips’ idea?’

DEBORAH: Oh, lighten
up you

[ He’s watching Ski
& his son talking ]

DEBORAH: Hey, despite
popular belief
I will miss them,
a lot
MARK: I know you
will

‘Well I better get
going. . .’

DEBORAH: You know,
I’m not forbidden
You can still call
if you ever need
anything

[ She hugs him &
walks off as Ski
comes over ]

SKI: So I guess
it’s goodbye
MARK: Yeah
‘Konichiwa’


[ Jeszyca is waiting
for Amber to pick
up the line. . . ]

‘Morning beautiful.’

JESZYCA: Hey,
can you come
over fast. . .

We really need
to talk

309 FAKE I.D.

‘One more week
of freedom and
then I’ll be back
to class. . .’

[ Weis sits up in
bed/ Joh and Lee-
vigh are across from
him on the couch ]

LEEVIGH: That’s
a sad thought!
JOH: Yeah, your
vacation was over
before it even
began. . .

WEIS: I know, and
that’s why we
need a plan. . .
for tonight!
JOH: Like what,
dude?
It’s not like we
can get in any-
where downtown

LEEVIGH: You can
if you have one
of these

[ He hands Joh
an I.D. saying
he’s twenty-two ]

JOH: Wow, first cheat-
ing on a exam and
now a fake I.D. . .
You’re out of control!

LEEVIGH: Hey, just
because I’m smart
doesn’t mean I’m
some prick prude

WEIS: Yeah, besides
you two have a
real reason to
celebrate
JOH: Oh, we do?
WEIS: Uh, yeah
Did you forget
about getting into
the Fraternity?

JOH: Oh right, thanks
to someone else’s
helping hand. . .

[ They just look at
him not knowing
what to say. . . ]

WEIS: Anyway, I will
figure something out

See you two later

[ He walks out ]

LEEVIGH: Speaking
of that. . .Have you
even seen your
offender lately?
JOH: Nope, not
since that night
LEEVIGH: Well, he
can’t hide from
us forever


[ Weis is inside
Joh’s truck talking
to his boyfriend
on the phone ]

‘So let me guess
You’re probably in
some secluded area

Parked, and getting high?’

[ Weis starts to
cough. . . ]

WEIS: Yeah, you're
probably right
LANDYN: See, I
know everything
about you. . .
So, are you still
coming by tonight?
WEIS: Actually me
and my friends
we’re wanting to
check out Version
LANDYN: Version, huh?
WEIS: Yeah, too
bad we’re under-
age
LANDYN: I can get
you in. . .that's no
problem!
WEIS: Your serious?
LANDYN: Yeah, just
meet me downtown
around nine. . .
And I’ll take care
of everything else
WEIS: Great! See you
later then


[ Outside of Aisle
6n9 Kyle is talking
to Monica & Kristyn ]

MONICA: Come on,
you sure you don’t
wanna come?
KRISTYN: Yeah, I’ll
drag Hithe along
and we’ll make a
date out of it

KYLE: I’m really
tired. . .I’m just
gonna go home
and crash
Ill call you though

[ He waits for them
to leave and then
walks over to Amber’s
car/ She rolls down
the window. . . ]

‘Hey stranger’

KYLE: Hey, I know
we haven’t exactly
been cool since
you dumped me
But I was thinking,
maybe we could
try and at least
be friends
AMBER: Of course
we can [ smiles ]

KYLE: Cool, you
got any plans
for later on?
AMBER: Nope, Jesz
is working. . .
KYLE: What about
your friends?
AMBER: I don’t know
Hithe’s been M.I.A.
and Ski’s practically
married now, so
KYLE: Well, this
new place just
opened up downtown
called Percussion. . .
Coffee, live music
Wanna check it
out?
AMBER: Sure, sounds
fun. . .I gotta go
but call me and
I’ll meet you there

KYLE: Alright great!


[ Later that night Joh,
Leevigh, and Weis
are standing outside
the club. . . ]

JOH: Dude, where
is your boyfriend at?
LEEVIGH: Yeah, lines
moving pretty fast
WEIS: Who knows,
He isn’t answering
my texts

‘Looking for me?’

[ Landyn walks up
behind them. . . ]

WEIS: Yeah, is your
phone broken or
what babe?
LANDYN: No, I’m
sorry bud. . .Here

[ He hands Joh
and Weis I.D.s ]

JOH: Wow, these
are pretty solid
LANDYN: Yeah,
apparently there’s
famous models
who look just like
you two [ smirks ]


[ Inside Version, Landyn
gets a whole tray
of shots and brings
it over to the table ]

‘Here you go boys!’

[ Everyone takes a
couple and drinks
them. . . ]

‘Alright, now you’re
coming with me
Mr. . .’

[ Weis takes Landyn’s
hand and drags
him out on the
dance floor. . . ]


[ A few blocks down,
Amber sees Kyle
through the window
of the coffee house
and waves. . . ]

AMBER: Wow, this
is very nice
KYLE: Yeah, the
band should be
on anytime now
Can I get you
a drink?


[ Back at the club
Joh and Leevigh
are still watching
them dance. . . ]

‘Dude, I think I’m
already drunk!’

[ laughs ] LEEVIGH:
Ok, light weight!
JOH: I know,
wanna finish off
the last two?

[ They drink them as
Weis and Landyn
come back. . . ]

LANDYN: You guys
having fun?

LEEVIGH: Yeah, he’s
totally gone
LANDYN: I see that
Just be careful,
alright man?
LEEVIGH: Sure, I’ll
watch him

WEIS: Well, we’re
gonna take off
see ya later
JOH: Ok, bye
guys

[ They leave, then
Joh starts to walk
off. . . ]

LEEVIGH: Hey, where
are you going?

‘Be right back,
gotta pee!’

[ Joh opens the
bathroom door and
sees someone
standing over the
sink scratching their
head. . . ]

‘Stuu, is that you?’


[ Outside the coffee-
house Kyle is walking
Amber to her car ]

AMBER: That was amaz-
ing Kyle, thanks
for inviting me
KYLE: You’re welcome

AMBER: Well, it’s late
and I have to open
tomorrow
KYLE: Ok, I’ll see ya

[ Amber turns around
and Kyle is right there
about to kiss her/ She
steps back. . . ]


[ Joh and Leevigh
are walking down
the street. . . ]

‘You’re serious?
He just ran off’

JOH: Yup!
Oh well, you
know what I’ve
always wanted
to do, dude?
LEEVIGH: What?
JOH: Ever seen
the movie Old
School?
LEEVIGH: Yeah
Wait, are you
talking about. . .
JOH: It’s late,
no one’s around
Might as well

[ He starts taking
off his clothes
one by one. . . ]

[ laughs ] LEEVIGH:
Now whose out
of control?

[ He stands there
as Joh runs off ]


[ At Landyn’s, he’s
sitting at the table/
Emptying out a bag
he takes a card from
his wallet as Weis
comes in the room ]

‘What the hell
is that?’

LANDYN: Oh, hey

[ He looks right
at Weis. . . ]

Oh, it's nothing
Just something
I like to do
after I club

[ He pulls out a
rolled up dollar
bill and puts it
up to his nose ]

‘Do you wanna try
it?’